12 Mrt
I am serious nowRead this column, but if you feel bad about it afterwards, eat this issue and dig a grave so you can throw up into it. The In/Un Issue has ceased to be, bereft of life, it rests in peace, it has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, [...]
11 Mrt
the long lost art of keeping the snake in the cage<– Forrest Bess – Here is a sign (1970) To cut a long story short, on Wednesday morning the snake wasn’t in its cage. It was dangling around on the stage of the gym for everyone to see. Some people in the audience took pictures of it with their mobile phones as if [...]
11 Mrt
naziflower<– Dick Bruna – Zwarte beertjes # 500 (1962) Approximately a year ago I discovered a Flemish comic about a little goblin called Kabouter Wesley. I thought the goblin was absurd, rude, surreal, but above all funny. Actually, I still think that way about the goblin. But there is a difference. Today almost everybody knows Kabouter [...]
10 Mrt
all the monkeys should stay monkey // the hunt for the porcupine<– André Gottschalk – Tier ABC (2010) My classmate Alexandra Duvekot undoubtedly has special gifts. Last week she foretold I would be in the Dutch talkshow De Wereld Draait Door (DWDD). I looked at her confused, wondering why or what the hell I possibly could do or say to be a guest at that [...]
09 Mrt
this is not gonna be the best column ever, but it’ll do for now<– Nollywood online Before I begin to write a text I google. A lot. Sometimes I wonder if google shoudn’t be named as my co-writer. In this column I want to show you how I write my column, all in the name of transparency, and to a lesser extent, in the name of metatextuality. I thought [...]
23 Feb
bol = tulp<– Eén van de populistische quotes gemaakt door Foundland. A.s. donderdag praten Linde en ik op Salon ‘Bol = Tulp’ over onze Dada-projecten die we in 2009 hebben gedaan in het kader van Zichtbaar Afwezig. Het tekstje: Op donderdag 25 februari aanstaande organiseert kersvers collectief Foundland een avond in Mediamatic. Salon “Bol = Tulp” noemen we het. [...]
12 Feb
schaufensterpuppenmijn lodderogen hangen rond te hangen op de televisie op het kanaal na de negerbruiloften tussen een vaandel van sterren en een windmachine zit miley aan haar haar constant aan haar haar op mijn dooie gemak maak ik een rondje en beland weer bij het kanaal van de negerbruiloften de herhaling van het nieuws van gisteren met achter de desk twee omhoog gedraaide snorpunten ze verkopen de [...]